Thou Shalt Always Kill.

With apologies to Scroobius Pip.

...Thou shalt not put cyclists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.

Gino Bartali: Was just a cyclist.

Fausto Coppi: Just a cyclist.

Jacques Anquetil: Just a cyclist.

Tom Simpson: Just a cyclist.

Eddy Merckx: Just a cyclist.

Bernard Hinault: Just a cyclist.

Laurent Fignon: Just a cyclist.

Cippolini: Just a cyclist.

Big Mig: Just a cyclist.

Marco Pantani: Just a cyclist.

Jan Ullrich: Just a cyclist.

Lance Armstrong: Just a cyclist.

Alberto Contador: Just a cyclist.

Chris Froome: Just a cyclist.

The next big thing: Just a cyclist.

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